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SHITSHOW

THE WORLD'S DEADLIEST
REALITY TV SHOW.

A retro battle royale at the end of civilisation.
Smile. You're on television.

CURRENTLY IN DEVELOPMENT

Coming when the dev
team can be arsed.

The dev team is one bloke.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

NEXT ON SHITSHOWSEASON 01 / NUCLEAR

REAL PEOPLE. REAL DEATH. PRIME TIME.

NETWORK FEED

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01 / THE SHOWENTERTAINMENT AT ANY COST

CIVILISATION ENDED.
TELEVISION DIDN'T.

Welcome to a future where everything has gone to shit. Fortunately, the cameras still work.

Fight, loot and survive catastrophic arenas while the world's remaining population watches. SHITSHOW Entertainment gets the ratings. You get a chance.

Try not to become content.

BATTLE ROYALE

Last contestant standing wins.
Probably.

CATASTROPHIC ARENAS

Another completely avoidable planetary disaster.
Now with sponsors.

REALITY TV

Everything is broadcast. Everything is sponsored.
Everything is content.

RETRO CHAOS

Retro visuals. Modern gameplay.
Questionable taste.

02 / THE FIRST PLANNED SEASON☢ BROADCAST HAZARD

SEASON01EXPOSURE IMMINENT

WELCOME TO THE EXCLUSION ZONE

NUCLEAR
SHITSHOW.

A ruined city. A radioactive storm. An audience with absolutely nothing better to do.

The battlefield gets smaller. The radiation gets worse. The sponsors get their money's worth.

SAME PLANET.
LESS PEOPLE.
BETTER RATINGS.

RUN. LOOT. SURVIVE. OR BE FORGOTTEN.

03 / PRODUCTION REPORTINTERNAL USE. EXTERNAL EXCUSES.

AN UPDATE FROM OUR EXTENSIVE TEAM

DEVELOPMENT
STATUS.

An ambitious vision.
A deeply unambitious schedule.

NO RELEASE DATE. NO COUNTDOWN.
PLEASE MANAGE YOUR EXPECTATIONS.

PROJECT_SHITSHOW.EXE

CALCULATING PROGRESS...

WHO FUCKING KNOWS

Developer: 1
Publisher: Absolutely not.
Budget: Let's not discuss that.
Release date: When it's ready.
Actual release date: When I can be arsed.
Project management: Questionable.
Meetings: Successfully avoided.

Progress may increase or decrease depending on work, holidays, interesting distractions and whether the developer fancies coding tonight.

04 / LATEST UPDATE FROM THE-DEVPREVIOUS EXCUSES

THE-DEV11 September 2026DEVELOPMENT UPDATE

We have a website. This is apparently progress.

Marketing is now significantly ahead of development, bringing us into line with established industry practice.

READ THE UPDATE

05 / FUTURE PROGRAMMINGSUBJECT TO LITERALLY EVERYTHING

NEXT SEASON?

Assuming Season 1 ever gets finished.

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PLEASE CONTINUE WATCHING

SHITSHOW IS COMING.
EVENTUALLY.

One developer. Zero deadlines. Questionable judgement.

MAXIMUM SHITSHOW.

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