THE-DEV / LOG 006
We have a website. This is apparently progress.
Marketing is now significantly ahead of development, bringing us into line with established industry practice.
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DEVELOPMENT UPDATES.
OCCASIONALLY.
The official record of an unofficial schedule. Dispatches from the entire development team, whenever he remembers this page exists.
ARCHIVED EXCUSES06QUALITY OVER FREQUENCY. ALLEGEDLY.
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THE-DEV / LOG 005
The delay has been delayed.
An important announcement about an important announcement that isn't ready yet.
THE-DEV / LOG 004
A statement regarding the other game with the trailer.
They have thousands of staff. I have a folder called final_final_2. We are not the same operation.
THE-DEV / LOG 003
An important update on our release window.
We've made the difficult decision to move the release window. It was letting a draught in.
THE-DEV / LOG 002
Pre-production is going exceptionally well.
Twelve folders. Two name changes. A pipeline containing absolutely fuck all.
THE-DEV / LOG 001
A small, manageable side project.
Retro graphics. A battle royale. One developer. What could possibly take several years?
Dates reconstructed from unreliable sources. Primarily the developer.
This fictional archive contains dramatised excuses. Any resemblance to competent project management is accidental.