The delay has been delayed.

We were preparing to announce a delay. Unfortunately, the announcement wasn’t ready, so the delay has been delayed.

Please respect the development team’s privacy during this difficult period. I’m in the garden.

I understand that communication is important. That’s why I’ve spent a portion of this afternoon writing a statement explaining why I haven’t spent the afternoon making the game. This is called stakeholder engagement.

There is no new release date to share. There was no old release date either, but presenting the absence of information in a more expensive font seems to be standard practice.

The project continues to evolve. Mostly in the sense that every small idea arrives with six additional ideas clinging to it. A radioactive storm sounded simple until I started wondering whether it should have a sponsor.

It should. Obviously it should.

Our commitment to questionable entertainment remains unwavering.

Our commitment to sitting at a desk during a perfectly decent Saturday is subject to review.

The next update will follow in due course. “Due course” is not a unit of time recognised by any reliable scientific institution.